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Headphones can be used so as not to annoy others with your noise. Headphones can be cordless if necessary.   Kevin Solway (173)

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Babies: If you live in an apartment block with thin walls and they put someone with a baby into one of them, get a doctor's certificate that you are being noise stressed to break your lease without penalty. Or offer them a reasonable amount of cash to help them move out.   [guest]

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Neighbour's Loud Televisions: Save money by boring a hole in the wall and watching theirs. First purchase a reliable universal remote control.   Diogenes (25)

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Earplugs, noise-cancelling headphones, or industrial ear muffs can be used to reduce external noise.   Kevin Solway (173)

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Lawn mowers: A four-stroke lawn mower will make less noise than a two-stroke. A manually powered mower, that you push, will make even less noise.   Kevin Solway (173)

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Lawn mowers: A nanny goat will make less noise than a manually-powered mower. She will also quietly turn into milk, clothing, and meat.   kellyjones00 (593)

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Neighbour's Loud Televisions: place a mobile phone/MP3 player as close to the television as possible. Whenever the television is too loud, play your favourite music. The neighbour will soon get the message.   kellyjones00 (593)

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Neighbour's Loud Televisions: if it's on while you're trying to sleep, don't get upset. Use the time to meditate, or think. But you'll need to catch up on missed sleep later.   kellyjones00 (593)

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Leave a pamphlet in their mailbox about family planning, and how unwanted children often become criminals. This may slowly reduce the frequency and style of mating from high and selfish to medium and thoughtful.   Panoculus (40)

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